The Big Fatt is seven people with gravy in their veins and blubber in their gums. Unlike most musical acts, The Big Fatt squirt music not from any vocal hole or din-strument, but from a grand gash across their collective gut. Watch out first row lest you leave the show with song skeet drizzled down your nose. You can appease the Big Fatt with maidens (male or female) chained to any of the boulders surrounding its legendary DoomCave. Lacking maidens, the sacrifice of virgins, damsels, and even the occasional hapless initiate will suffice. Remote sacrifices should be mailed to 1 DoomCave Rd. , ATTN: Big Fatt Sacrificial Appeasement, JumbaWumba Woods, Monster Island A3E4446O

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